When you're fucking with your watch while driving, trying not to crash… because the frustration seeping into the steering wheel while being slapped silly in perfect time to An Ode to No One induced said₁ fucking watch to panic like that little yappy thing that was chasing some similar (yet yapless (and much, much larger in scale)) thing when said₂ similar thing suddenly turnt to jiggle its jowl, causing the ground to shake (at least, it sure as shit felt that way to said₁ little yappy thing)… teasing its siren while working its way through a countdown you must, per the pixel values of your watch's display, figure a way to stop else we're callin' emergency services 'cause we done detected a crash.