When you've nothing better to do than expand your kaomoji iOS Shortcut to employ categories:

Congrats, Tumblr, on being yet another platform with a functional web client but an iOS app that chokes under pressure.

Why … the f$&k … do they need to make it so f$&king difficult … to fill a g@dd@mn prescription each month … without a three day f$&king lapse? The thought of rolling my own Adderall has occurred to me more than once.

Kinda tough to tell the difference between constantly choosing a new direction and going in circles.

Seeing as my hatred of all things emoji colored isn't going anywhere, thought I would play around with making a sticker pack for Telegram.

How is squashing that deletion bug coming along @manton? Starting to not like the lack of content control I am feeling (and I also suspect the same underlying issue is keeping my deleted category from disappearing).

When you've nothing better to do than piddle around with Photoshop on your iPad to create an icon for your external raid.

So … Tumblr … what's with the random post thumbnailing?

Exhibit A with regard to why I find Medium to be absolutely useless for this particular writer:

Kinda wish that Tumblr philosophy tag follow were leading me to other philosophers rather than random philosophy quotes.

What I want is to find discussions like one might have on Clubhouse … but via GD textually expressed words. Where the f$&k does one find that?

Y'all have no idea how I keep hoping to discover something in the Micro.blog discovery feed.

Just to polish off this turd … for the platform most promoting itself as for writers … this f$&king writer has found Medium to be a useless little twat only good for annoying me with f$&king digests of horsesh$te it wants me to read.

Why not just re-embed the images from my photo albums? Because Medium can't even get image insertion f$&king correct. I will be GDed if Imma scroll through all my GD recents because Medium isn't up to f$&king speed with folders.

Why so tough on Medium's app? Because Ulysses is a rock star and I have to wait until I feel like grabbing the f$&king iPad to check whether Medium understands how to receive published images via the GD web client.

Speaking of piss poor iOS apps … y'all know I'm in Palo Alto … w/ the good fortune to not to need an income … and w/ nothing to do but teach myself new sh$t like Hugo-centric web dev. If you're reading this … and you've a piss poor iOS app … that sh$t's on you.

Is there anything more useless than Medium's iOS app? Seriously?

Hopefully preventing the little Easter Bunny from being eaten by the Easter Snake.

In 43 years, I have never come across anyone describing their eye color as maroon

Georgia GOP still not gettin' who they're pokin'

'Bout to find out whether Ulysses can handle publishing video to Micro.blog (I remain skeptical).

Update: pfft … nevermind, they aren't even gonna try. Guess I will go with a screenshot instead of the screen recording of the functioning chord recognition app (kinda feels like we all lose).

Turns out Ulysses was publishing to Medium just fine … and Medium is yet another web-based app with a sh$tty f$&kin' iOS application. FFS, if sh$t only works in the browser just dressup a GD web view and toss in an app icon. Sh$t I could build better is f$&king annoying to use.

You'd think with so many online communities I'd have found one by now, f$&k it, I guess I'm an island