Someone pass me a link to the Cuomo smoking gun. Sitting here through the pressers of he and his attorney … and vaguely recalling what I heard that day the Pentagon was locked down … the only indisputable fact before me is that Cuomo is a douche.

Political rope-a-dope with a side of spinnable safety. Wonder how much time the obstructionist agenda will be able to milk from the Senate calendar.

Wonder how many lives might've been saved were the money fed into Don Winslow's "films" redirected into targeted grassroots educational outreach aimed at popping that second f$&king bubble? More than he's managed to persuade, I'd gather. Go ahead. Prove me wrong. Show your work.

I should pick through some of my better (if entirely unappreciated) Twitter-facing thoughts to move into Ulysses before cynicism and apathy take the wheel.

Bonus thought: raise your hand if you use dictation to spell sh$t on account of an 18 year break from the written language.

I guess I'm giving Crowdfire another shot since I added all this Zuckerberg sh$te.

You can lead the boy to the west coast … but you can't make him drink your coffee.

The actual impact is the time sink numb nuts.

OMG … Daisy Finch … you got me

Feels like this is what it boils down to

F$&k me … I guess @moondeerdotblog has a Facebook page now.

This quest for bipartisanship is normalizing the reality rejectionist platform. Combine this with either the inability to recognize the bifurcated information ecosystem (or it's dual reality bubble offspring) or the willful ignorance of its institutional impact (forging a third party within our two-party system … for example) and we are f$&ked short of the possibility of an organic bubble merge on account of the catalytic effect of a ravaging virus or a second armed insurrection.

Way to miss the ball David Jolly. Your inability to see the answer is not evidence that the answer is not there. Give me the resources MFer.

Jonathan be demonstrating he clearly doesn't recognize the obstructionist agenda in action.

Feels about right

So f$&k Facebook … I feel like flogging myself … but notice the one f$&king thing Mark seems to get right, Jack.

Bro to bro … sometimes "you can keep watching it by yourself" just means "I don't want to come back out."

You can't burn that which is fire resistant … or as I've put it before … someone who's had an existential crisis come along and steal all their give-a-sh$ts.

Y'all know "I guess" means "yes" right? Bro to bro … "I guess" means "yes."

I mean … the first 13 minutes makes sense in retrospect.

I think it turns out I follow back unless I'm told to.

Suicide Squad reboot … if you're bringing me to the party with the guest list … this sh$t better be turnt.

Seriously … what did I used to do while I was waiting here with the TV paused. For the life of me I cannot f$&king remember.

Now that I think of it … my current honest answer would probably be philosopher … which is really just an alternate spelling

Voltron is way better than it should have been … I can only imagine how great it would be were the spousal-type still tolerant of me being high.

Okay, here's one of the TMI variety … raise your hand if you could seriously use some IRL friends.