Been wondering where Trump's TFG moniker came from … what it stood for … and then three words ran through my mind that brought my mouth to the brink of a smile. Am I right? Please tell me I'm right.

I wonder what it will be like to live in a failed democracy.

She wasn't wrong about teeth though … nailed that one Martha.

And now it's killing me not being able to remember what she had said that time … I'd almost swear it was word for word the same … also don't remember what she was replying to.

Now I am totally kicking myself for not remembering Martha from my @kelleydawg account. Totally would have given me a more tolerable timeline the last couple weeks had I.

So far it is Mastodon 1 Twitter 0 (although Twitter probably earned a point when it was going around in thread form).

How is a meeting in which no minds were changed productive?

So … animating with Procreate would be a lot easier if I could lock and unlock multiple layers at a time. 200-some layers is a sh$t ton to swipe/click on when I need to change something.

Okay … I checked … but it's cool … some of y'all read a post and it wasn't even full of cute critters.

Okay, Nate's convincing me digital kids gonna be f$&ked.

Five minutes into the Nate Bargatze Netflix comedy … it was totes the right call (and apparently I've adopted "totes" the same way I appropriated ebonics).

Me withholding the impulse to inform my dad he totally read that previous text backwards.

My experience in a nutshell coming back to writing last year after ignoring that side of my brain for 18 years.

'Bout had it with seeing this when I oughta be seeing this Jack.

Dammit, now I gotta figure out where the underline text-decoration value is coming from … f$&k it … tonight those f$&kers are gonna stay underlined.

If I looked at a Plausible Analytics today I'd blow a gasket. Imma just avoid looking at Plausible Analytics.

Pretty sure I just shut the door on autism … y'all gonna have to find another way to explain my brain.

Anyone wondering how on earth nazism swept through a democratic Germany to grasp a stranglehold on authoritarian power … keep an eye on America. You are watching the "how" right now, in real-time.

Waaaayyy too much running through my head right now for it not to fall out into a new essay some time soon. The slow motion train wreck I saw coming in January is right on schedule.

Might be time for another round of "I wonder" statements … only this round would be sans optimism.

Blue is with #JohnLewis now … makin' #GoodTrouble

Ship sailed ages ago fellas (and fellettes).

So I guess Jonathan's closing message of calm consists of "don't panic, Biden knows the house is on fire, it's just that he can't do anything about it on account of the turncoats masquerading as Democrats." Glad that works for ya bud.

Queue the "tomorrow let's find you somewhere else to live, I haven't liked you for a long, long time" routine.

Atlas Shrugged … only ∀ our greatest minds … they aren't "going on strike" … they're spearheading a rebellion intent on regifting the nation's reigns to WE THE PEOPLE … as our forefathers intended. This is what awaits the @GOP upon a successful push into autocratic minority rule.